The Great Indian Democracy

Monday, April 23, 2001.

The Times of India, Pune edition.

Page number nine, article on column three, row two.

Heading:
"Not every Gujarat minister likes keeping a cow in his compound"

Synopsis:
"A Government directive issued after a Cabinet meeting four months back made it mandatory for every minister in the Keshubhai Patel ministry to keep a cow in the compound".
---- I just have one thing to say to that: Jesus fucking Christ

"The task of ensuring that each minister keeps a cow lies with the Cow Protection department, especially created by the BJP regime to establish its Hindutva credentials".
---- And to think that these people were actually, legally, voted into power. Power. POWER!!!

The report furthur goes on giving details as to who has and has not kept a cow in the compound. It does say that "the Chief Minister himself apparently sits on the lawns of his house and watches the cow being milked".

My comments:
I have nothing to say. I really have nothing to say. Not only are we not supposed to eat them, but now we are supposed to keep them in our houses.

Elected representatives of this country ignore their duties to watch "cows being milked".

This country is a hell hole. I'm getting out of it as soon as I can.

"But no!", you say. "If you go Mustafa, then who will take care of the cows?!?"

What the fuck do I care? If you ask me, they ought to slaughter the cows and distribute it amongst the hungry. We have quite a lot of them in our country.

Or no wait, instead of killing the cows what I'll do is I'll kill these ministers and feast on them.

ANYONE WILLING TO SHARE MY MEAL?